Teddy: My owner...
Me: What's happening, Teddy?
Teddy: I miss my own TV. Your Daddy says he want to see sport channel, so he take it away, like a drive-in burger.
Me: You want to watch Glee?
Teddy: Yes.
Me: Why?
Teddy: I don't wanna miss Lord Tubbington. He's in the Atkins, and he eats only human food - well, that's not weird because I'm always want salmon sushi and wasabi.
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